"Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
"Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few."
"In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes. "
"On account of being a democracy and run by the people; we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years; no matter what it does."
"Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. "
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard."
"The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois. "
"Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."
"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time"
"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators; after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. "